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The Hot House

4.0 ★ · 559 reviews on Google

Open now · 15810 Old U.S. 27, Lansing, MI 48906

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The Hot House is a spa at 15810 Old U.S. 27 in Lansing, MI, with a sauna and on-site services. Its posted hourly rates cover two people: $29 Sunday through Thursday from noon to 5 p.m., and $33 from 5 p.m. to closing. Friday and Saturday rates are $33 from noon to closing. Each additional person costs $8, and the Tahiti Suite is listed at $47. Towels and spa scent are each listed at $2. Free Wi-Fi is available, and beverages are listed, though specific options are not provided. Appointments are recommended. The business welcomes LGBTQ guests and lists both a wheelchair-accessible entrance and wheelchair-accessible parking, but no wheelchair-accessible seating. Restrooms, including a unisex restroom, are available; there is no restaurant. Credit cards, debit cards, and mobile NFC payments are accepted. The Hot House has a Google rating of 4 out of 5 from 559 reviews.

The Hot House

Know before you go

  • Hourly rates for two people
  • Sauna and Tahiti Suite
  • Free Wi-Fi
  • LGBTQ-welcoming
  • Wheelchair-accessible entrance and parking

From 3 recent reviews

Amenities

  • Open late
  • Wheelchair accessible

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Excerpts from public reviews

  • Kind of scary we left as soon as he opened the door. Not a good set up, we won’t be back. — Google, 1★, September 14, 2026
  • The place was empty we asked for an out door hot tub my man said you have to have a reservation it will be one hour my man started prepping this ramshackle indoor room that as soon as he opened th… — Google, 2★, September 14, 2026
  • Edit.. first time here in almost a year. Tub was dirty and had brown bubbles in it. Showered in the fishy smelling shower and left. Lowered my rating to 3 stars . Always a good experience. The… — Google, 3★, August 28, 2026

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